dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

toby-is-life-blog:


erens-shotalevi:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

vriskakarkat:

theknightsoftimeandblood:

digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
and kill you.

oh shit
i didnt know hella jeff was real

hella jeff the killer

*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*
Ḭ̮̼̪̞̭̙̥̗͚̫̮ͥ́ͯͫͭ̑͋͐ͯ̒̐͂̄ͤͥ̾̿̄͋ͅͅ ̜̲͙̫͇̞͙̠̜̗̗͈ͦͭ̽͛̈̒̋̈́͋ͦ̑̆̈́͂̌̆̚ͅW̜͈̠͓͚̳̟̻̲̺̳̺͎̻̪̭̋̈́ͭ̋̿̊͑͋ͥͥͬ̂ͅA̗̮̝̙̱̝̘̳̼͚͖͇̣̱͎̮ͪ̀́͒ͥ̅ͪ̇͐R̬̥̗̤̮̯̬̋ͮ̀͒̽̍́̇ͧͬ͑̈̌̉ͩ͊̐͋N̜̭̖͕͍͈̟̠̜̻͍ͤ̔͒͗̏ͬͫ͗ͪ͒̓E̗̰̘͖̟͍̦͍͈͕̝̪̲̱̙̾̇̅̋͑̉̽̅̂D̤̭̠̰͚̖̪̂̈̅͌̿ͭ͒̓̒ͯͦ͋ͧ͆̐̃͗̐̏ ̳̻̺͈̜̗̬̦̂͂ͩ͐͛̒͋ͯ͆ͣ͛Y͕͔͚̫̗̜̣͈̮̲̲̫̺̬̭͍̊̎ͨ̔̄̽Ö͖̦͚̥̝ͮ̿̽̋̌̆͌̓̀̚Ȕ̺̖̼̰͔̟̝̰̗̼̙͓͍̰͔̠̭̰̟̐̏̃ ̖͇̥̊ͣͧͤͦ͐̆ͤͅǍ͖̱̩̠̘͓̻͙̰̭̗ͮ̿ͤ̅̈ͣ̂͛ͯB͕̮̘̘̩͈̱̹͈̣̪̖̜̙̼̺̮̠͌͑̈́ͪ̽̂̏ͤ̈̋ͦ̒͐̌̀̚O̱̠̗̲̞͕̹̰̘ͤͣ͂̃͆̽̓̅̒̾ͫ̊͛ͩU̼̗̬̦̳̹͎̣̦͚̪̪͓̿̔̐̓͗ͫ̈́̓̆̉̐ͯ̋͂̚Ť̲͇̼̖̫̼̻̻̔ͨ̑͂̅́̄̾ͧͪͫ̈̄̌ͭ̀̒ ͓̺̻͉ͮ̄́͆ͯT͙̩͕̮̱̫͚̱̜̪̥̅ͯ̃͂̊́̍̆ͅͅͅH̺̟̲̜̲͈̗̖͙̪̲͔̠̦̲̦̍ͬ̊ͤͥ̄̈̏ͨͤ̓̑ͅE͈͍͎͈͔̙͈̖̻͎̝̟̮̟̫̥̯̒̈͗͌ ͎̜͔͎̪̩͇̻͔̲̩͚̾ͣͪͧ̈́ͮ̈̓ͨ͐̒̍Ś̥̣̹̤̗̩̟̳̳͖̗̦̘͆̓ͧ̂̈́̈́T̫͖̩̺̩̪͍͐̄͗ͤ̀̇̓̆̊ͮ̽̐̌̓ͅǍ̻͖̼̪̪̣̰̹̹̐ͥͪ̃̽̇Ḭ̟͖̠̰͖͇͈͇̺̟͈̮͒̂̒̏̎̈͂͂R̠̫̭͙͎̳̻ͥ̐ͯ̎ͧͧ͐͆̊͒͛ͮ̇S͙͓̩̦̓̅ͥ̈̉ͮ̐͒̍,̬͇̻̬͇̦̱ͨ͂ͮ̀̓̓ͥͧ̇͗̍̐̓ͩ̍͑͋̌ ̤̤̙̳̭̣͔͎̫͔͙͉͖̪̹̱̲̭ͣ̎͒͐̏ͣ́ͅB͕̹̦̦̟̫ͨ̈́̔̂ͭ̎́ͣ͌̊̿̌̉ͣR̯͉̠̱̜̖ͥ͑͐̍̓ͪO̪̪͖̩̳̳͈͇̓̏ͩ̈

I’m not taking chances

CRAP CRAP CRAP

toby-is-life-blog:

erens-shotalevi:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

vriskakarkat:

theknightsoftimeandblood:

digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.

You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 

If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.

and kill you.

oh shit

i didnt know hella jeff was real

hella jeff the killer

*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*

Ḭ̮̼̪̞̭̙̥̗͚̫̮ͥ́ͯͫͭ̑͋͐ͯ̒̐͂̄ͤͥ̾̿̄͋ͅͅ ̜̲͙̫͇̞͙̠̜̗̗͈ͦͭ̽͛̈̒̋̈́͋ͦ̑̆̈́͂̌̆̚ͅW̜͈̠͓͚̳̟̻̲̺̳̺͎̻̪̭̋̈́ͭ̋̿̊͑͋ͥͥͬ̂ͅA̗̮̝̙̱̝̘̳̼͚͖͇̣̱͎̮ͪ̀́͒ͥ̅ͪ̇͐R̬̥̗̤̮̯̬̋ͮ̀͒̽̍́̇ͧͬ͑̈̌̉ͩ͊̐͋N̜̭̖͕͍͈̟̠̜̻͍ͤ̔͒͗̏ͬͫ͗ͪ͒̓E̗̰̘͖̟͍̦͍͈͕̝̪̲̱̙̾̇̅̋͑̉̽̅̂D̤̭̠̰͚̖̪̂̈̅͌̿ͭ͒̓̒ͯͦ͋ͧ͆̐̃͗̐̏ ̳̻̺͈̜̗̬̦̂͂ͩ͐͛̒͋ͯ͆ͣ͛Y͕͔͚̫̗̜̣͈̮̲̲̫̺̬̭͍̊̎ͨ̔̄̽Ö͖̦͚̥̝ͮ̿̽̋̌̆͌̓̀̚Ȕ̺̖̼̰͔̟̝̰̗̼̙͓͍̰͔̠̭̰̟̐̏̃ ̖͇̥̊ͣͧͤͦ͐̆ͤͅǍ͖̱̩̠̘͓̻͙̰̭̗ͮ̿ͤ̅̈ͣ̂͛ͯB͕̮̘̘̩͈̱̹͈̣̪̖̜̙̼̺̮̠͌͑̈́ͪ̽̂̏ͤ̈̋ͦ̒͐̌̀̚O̱̠̗̲̞͕̹̰̘ͤͣ͂̃͆̽̓̅̒̾ͫ̊͛ͩU̼̗̬̦̳̹͎̣̦͚̪̪͓̿̔̐̓͗ͫ̈́̓̆̉̐ͯ̋͂̚Ť̲͇̼̖̫̼̻̻̔ͨ̑͂̅́̄̾ͧͪͫ̈̄̌ͭ̀̒ ͓̺̻͉ͮ̄́͆ͯT͙̩͕̮̱̫͚̱̜̪̥̅ͯ̃͂̊́̍̆ͅͅͅH̺̟̲̜̲͈̗̖͙̪̲͔̠̦̲̦̍ͬ̊ͤͥ̄̈̏ͨͤ̓̑ͅE͈͍͎͈͔̙͈̖̻͎̝̟̮̟̫̥̯̒̈͗͌ ͎̜͔͎̪̩͇̻͔̲̩͚̾ͣͪͧ̈́ͮ̈̓ͨ͐̒̍Ś̥̣̹̤̗̩̟̳̳͖̗̦̘͆̓ͧ̂̈́̈́T̫͖̩̺̩̪͍͐̄͗ͤ̀̇̓̆̊ͮ̽̐̌̓ͅǍ̻͖̼̪̪̣̰̹̹̐ͥͪ̃̽̇Ḭ̟͖̠̰͖͇͈͇̺̟͈̮͒̂̒̏̎̈͂͂R̠̫̭͙͎̳̻ͥ̐ͯ̎ͧͧ͐͆̊͒͛ͮ̇S͙͓̩̦̓̅ͥ̈̉ͮ̐͒̍,̬͇̻̬͇̦̱ͨ͂ͮ̀̓̓ͥͧ̇͗̍̐̓ͩ̍͑͋̌ ̤̤̙̳̭̣͔͎̫͔͙͉͖̪̹̱̲̭ͣ̎͒͐̏ͣ́ͅB͕̹̦̦̟̫ͨ̈́̔̂ͭ̎́ͣ͌̊̿̌̉ͣR̯͉̠̱̜̖ͥ͑͐̍̓ͪO̪̪͖̩̳̳͈͇̓̏ͩ̈

I’m not taking chances

CRAP CRAP CRAP

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will